Me Not Callin’ You © 2006 Kenneth Paul Klipp Verse I: She sat down beside me, so I bought her a drink. Then she started each sentence by saying, “I think…” Like I give a damn about what she might say, As I sat there and plotted my best get-a-way. (And I said…) Chorus: Write down your number, area code and all. And someday when I care what you think then I’ll call. Sit by the phone, yeah that’s what you should do. Cause when that phone’s not ringin’, that’s me not callin’ you. Verse II: My job’s filled with losers. My boss is their king. He tells me how I should do each little thing. He thinks his ideas are God’s gifts to us all. When I want his opinion, I’ll give him a call. (I told him…) Repeat Chorus. Bridge: Turn on your machine and get caller ID. So, when there’s no message, you’ll know that it’s me. Verse III: Well, I thought my wife loved me, but I guess I was wrong. Last night at the door, she stopped to say, “So long” She said, “You cannot get by without me here.” I shrugged and said , “Frankly, that’s why I brought beer. (I told her…) Final Chorus: Send me your number, area code and all. And someday when I care what you think then I’ll call. Sit by the phone, yeah that’s what you should do. Cause when that phone’s not ringin’, that’s me not callin’ you. Demo available. Direct all inquiries to: © 2006 Ken Klipp c/o Empire Music Co. PO Box 2145 Newburgh, NY 12550 Telephone: 845/565-2900 Email: jstone3216@yahoo.com