"Hey Nick" Mrs. Clause Has the Blues By: Andrea Armstrong (Mrs. C) Well he's a real cool cat as a matter of fact He wears a sack on his back n' drives a red Cadillac But I ain't seen my man since we packed those toys A week ago for those good girls and boys Chorus: Hey Nick, when are you headin' home...you left me stranded with these elves all alone Hey Nick, put on your Northbound shoes...'cause your mama's here with the blues (Mr. C) Whoa, ho ho ho, mama, I don't think you understand Just what is happening with this travelin' clan You see Dasher and Dancer are pickin' on Blitzen And Comet and Cupid ran off with Vixen Repeat Chorus (Mr. C / Mrs. C Vocal vamp) I've been thinkin' about my woman/I've been worried about my man I hope she fed the dogs/Ooooh, I bet he's gettin' a tan I think I'll get her a souvenir/Oooh I'm so ho blue Think I'll get her a watch / Well he's long overdue (Mrs. C vocal and background girls vamp) Hey Nick, Where the heck have you been? He's just trying to get those dear back together again I'd be happy with a call from your cellular phone But he's way too far from home Repeat Chorus (Mrs. C) I see six tired reindeer and three in the sleigh (Mr. C) Well, uh, I had to tie 'em in here to keep 'em from running away (Mrs. C) Oh yeah, and what did ya do to that sleigh, it looks like you hit a tree! (Mr. C) Oh mama you won't believe what those does did to me Chorus twice with last one a cappella Copyright © 1996 Andrea Armstrong All Rights Reserved Contact: Jeff Stone c/o Empire Music Co. PO Box 2145 Newburgh, NY 12550 Telephone: 845/565-2900 Email: jstone3216@yahoo.com